@gabemakesmusic: My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks
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@oxnuxo: Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed
@KimMonte10: Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore? There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot
@_SingleBabyMama: After multiple failed attempts to sleep in my bed my 3yr old came creeping in wearing sun glasses. After being denied once again she said "I tried a disguise this time. I thought for sure it would work."