@DawnLovesZombie: My 5/o just said "That's Classic!!" WTF is classic to a 5 y/o? Blues Clues??
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@bourgeoisalien: I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display
@tacos_y_cerveza: CW: Can I ask you something? Me: Don't talk to me until I've had coffee. CW: But you don't drink coffee. Me: *smiles and continues to work
@Robert_Beau: Sunday Family Dinner: Mother In Law: Isn't that your third glass of wine? Me: Isn't that your third husband? MIL: M: MIL: M: Gravy?
@drinksmcgee: Someone just told me that they hate bacon... I can't even find words... It's like someone just murdered a rainbow.