@klainey01: My 5th grader is one eye roll away from being listed on eBay this morning.
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@lazerdoov: I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them
@PaperFury: All I'm saying is that 95% of the reason we want libraries with ladders is so we can run up, jump on the ladder, and slide majestically down rows of books with our cloaks fluttering behind us.
@preshmomes: my car is dead & i saw a dead spider under the hood so like, do i need a new spider? i dont know a lot about how cars work
@MomofTeen: Gravy boat. Gravy boat. All the dishes are on my son's bedroom floor so I'm drinking coffee from a GRAVY BOAT!