@wallin_monica: My 5y/o just threw a 15 min fit because she doesn't want me to get old. I had to tell her if she took a bath it would help me stay young
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@geekysteven: Science fact: If you took a human intestinal tract and stretched it from the Earth to the Moon, you would definitely get fired from NASA.
@JohnLyonTweets: I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing.
@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader