@copymama: My 5yo was talking incessantly in the car and my husband turned the music way up to drown her out and I fell in love all over again.
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@AimeeHelene1: It's just a flesh wound... *looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with* *looks at bystander I just chop chopped*
@joshgondelman: I hope Bitcoin is like Snapchat in that people stop talking about it before I have to learn what it is.
@DBMaxP: It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car