@KalvinMacleod: My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
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@thomas_violence: windows 8: i got some updates me: cool windows: i have to restart me: okay not now windows: im going to me: please dont windows: lol
@JediGigi: Friend: I need your advice. Me: Wear less eyeshadow. Friend: I meant about my love life. Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Wear less eyeshadow.