@velweb: My 6 year old has already asked me 4,327 questions this morning. I'm seriously considering getting another Vasectomy just to be safe.
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@KentWGraham: Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?
@markleggett: The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people.
@panmidwest: [waiter brings plate of seaweed wrapped sushi] ME-what do I do with this? W-eat it lol M-all of it? W-yes M-alright..[nervously bites plate]