@KalvinMacleod: My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he’s 9.
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@mess_of_petals: [My relationship with TV] There's nothing on. *watches nothing for the next six hours.
@Laser_Cat: Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.
@eyeswidebutt: [hanging out w mob] "Tony sleeps with the fishes" *they all laugh* [self conscious about my sexual habits w fish]: its not a big deal guys