@biatchppplease: My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side
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@WhatevaConc: Make it awkward today by asking people what they did for Valentine's Day. When they answer "dinner", you should say "no...after that".
@MandiAtRandom: If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows
@NintenDom: It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level.
@juliussharpe: I don't get why everyone talks so fast in old movies. What was the hurry? There was nothing to do back then.