@biatchppplease: My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side
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@Dirty_Naomi: I'm going to start rubbing myself up against people when they've got nice food. If it works for my cat, it'll work for me.
@SooInnocentDad: My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home
@jwoodham: Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President.
@scorpicpanda: When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff.