@timdonakowski: My 61-year-old stepmom loves your product, Mark Zuckerberg.
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@Douchekevin: Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go.
@Book_Krazy: Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G.
@monicaheisey: "the uk couldn't POSSIBLY leave" "trump couldn't POSSIBLY be president" "we couldn't POSSIBLY start eating each other out of necessity"