@The_JRM: My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a "Most Improved Ponytail" award.
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@ShaunNaNaD: I'm pretty sure I have all of those countless hours spent playing Tetris to thank for my mad dishwasher loading skills.
@AndyAsAdjective: What they don't tell you about bathing in the blood of your enemies is your body hair is a light magenta for like the next 3 or 4 days. Ugh.
@yoyoha: I just saw a commercial that invited me to watch more of it on the internet! Bc That's the problem w/commercials! They're not long enough!
@DamonHunzeker: If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.