@The_JRM: My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a "Most Improved Ponytail" award.
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@ImFordTough: Pretty awesome how you can buy chocolates on February 13th and everyone assumes you have a girlfriend & not a grudge w/ your neighbor's dog.
@TheToddWilliams: My doctor won't go away. I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity.
@juneohara65: Nothing puts me in touch with my mortality like stepping onto a downward escalator.