@The_JRM: My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a "Most Improved Ponytail" award.
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@MicheleAKALips: You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this.
@GodDammitDanny: To the guy who just followed me with "Conservative, God-loving, pro-life" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?
@Molly_Kats: If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom