@The_JRM: My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a "Most Improved Ponytail" award.
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@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
@MartaEffing: I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but I was just laughing hysterically at the cost of organic vegetables.
@imence2: Head says "Forget about her." Heart says "Tell her u love her." Bottle of whisky says"Ride the cat around the house & you'll feel better."