@GloriaFallon123: My 7-year-old daughter asked me twice today "what poison would kill someone the fastest?" and now I'm wondering if I've underestimated her.
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@realHamOnWry: After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US is about to unleash its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date…the American tourist.
@tastefactory: Hey water enhancer company, you could have made your pineapple flavor literally any other color.
@matt___nelson: Nepal: "just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag" All the other countries have rectangles "TWO TRIANGLES" Alright ok fine