@GloriaFallon123: My 7-year-old daughter asked me twice today "what poison would kill someone the fastest?" and now I'm wondering if I've underestimated her.
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@Whitnuts: I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall.
@davidkenny100: About to hit the ball Boss: you said you'd played before? Me: uh yes Boss: that's a putter Me: Is that wrong? Boss: wrong for squash yes
@PetrickSara: Brushing my daughter's hair Me: Why is your hair SO tangled? 5: I don't know. Glue maybe? Me: Did you put glue in your hair? 5: Yes.