@Smethanie: My 8-year-old just offered me leftover cashews from his lunch, asking "Do you want these nuts?" and I'm not mature enough to be a parent.
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@NikiWithIssues: I have to stop saying "Because I'm Batman" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman.
@Fred_Delicious: Age 8 - "I can achieve anything" 18 - "should I buy a lobster farm?" 28 - "if you are watching this then I have been killed by lobsters"