@MarfSalvador: My ability to attract girls has increased exponentially since I started my new hobby 'crying whilst pushing round an empty stroller'
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [bartender hands lady drink] courtesy of the gentleman down there [she takes a sip] is this - [me from the end of the bar] IT'S MILK
@RandiLawson: CBS Fall Line-Up: Big Bang Theory Young Sheldon Old Sheldon Ghost Sheldon CSI Sheldon Last Sheldon Standing America's Got Sheldons
@BonaFideIntent: Where's the gratification in tearing down another human being? It's much easier to have heart, than walk w a self-inserted rod up your ASS.