@Sarcasticsapien: I wanna learn to speak Italian. Partially to go to Italy but mostly so I can pretend I don't know English when people wanna make small talk.

@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: Rock the baby. Me: *plugs in amp*

@ghostkrogh: me (checkin out at grocery store with 2 rotisserie chickens): hold up *i grab my phone although it didn't ring* sure i'll get 1 more chicken

@Nyx422: My son begged me not to wear my Poison shirt & spandex to get him on the bus again. So I wore an adult onesie. Guess I won this round.

@CherBear162: I can't bend my pinky without my ring finger bending as well..is this normal? Let's hear your results 'cause I know you just tried it.