@OpenClassMX: My actual wife and my twitter wife are talking via Kik. I will be camping in the woods forever if you need me.
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@simoncholland: One good thing about having kids is that they are sick every time I get invited to something I don't want to do.
@ItsAndyRyan: Me: Is there any particular way you don't want your name pronounced? Percy: Not per se
@OmarImranTweets: 13 year old girls be like "I need a man who.. " Lol the only Man in your life should be Spongebob. Yallah go finish your homework.
@shutupmikeginn: Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man