@xLiserx: My adult coloring book is filled with pictures of people paying bills, washing dishes, & tugging at their belly fat in front of the mirror.
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@SteveSuckington: 1st wise man: I brought gold for the baby 2nd wise man: [hiding frankincense behind his back] actually that gold is from both of us
@presidentgay: my therapist: so when did this all start? me: probably when i listened to maps by the yeah yeah yeahs 200 times in a row when i was 12