@Sims_was_here: My alphabet soup is full of typos. Go home Campbells; you're drunk
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@mamamia6212: My 2 yo is currently having the biggest tantrum I've ever seen! He's mad I will not let him open & eat the box of candy* he found. *tampons
@ChipKellysBalls: If you look in the mirror & say "pumpkin spice latte" 3x a white suburban girl will appear & tell you everything she loves about the fall
@globetrottgirl: It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf.