@Not_From_Troy: My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth.
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@Beatweek: Obama has been endorsed by Warren Buffett, Colin Powell, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates. Romney has been endorsed by Lindsay Lohan.
@JermHimselfish: I need to hire someone to follow me around and abruptly drag a needle across a record every time that I enter a room.
@lahirip: We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around
@TheCatWhisprer: Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan.