@TheToddWilliams: My anchor tattoo is so realistic I can't get out of the bathtub.
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@aveuaskew: The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
@MrFornicator: People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: We didn't even have cell phones or the internet when I was your age. 6yo: Did you have bikes? Me....nope, we rode horses. 6yo: WOOOOW
@jonnysun: the new ghostbusters r all womans?? seriuosoly. all womans?, this is the most unrealistic thing about the movie about peopel who bust ghosts