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@economybacon: "My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.."

Um, don't you mean "Lava"?

"...like warm hill pee"

“My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat..”

Um, don’t you mean “Lava”?

“…like warm hill pee”

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