@Ryan_Patricks: My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car.
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@Storminika: Cops are kinda weird, asking stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Cause I have weed in the glove compartment?
@ihuffpaint: what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun
@QwertyJones3: We need a name for our store that shows we're on the cutting edge of technology. "How about Radio Shack?" Perfect.