@ISOremarkable: My answer to most questions is an intelligible grunt, a flustered pointing motion, & a 3 hour nap.
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@Brianhopecomedy: WANTED: Sanity LAST SEEN: In store, right before I told my 4 year old that he couldn't get a new toy REWARD: 4 year old
@Ristolable: You can put a satire warning on whatever you want. People who think Onion stories are real do not know what that word means.
@BuckyIsotope: “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight.
@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.