@ISOremarkable: My answer to most questions is an intelligible grunt, a flustered pointing motion, & a 3 hour nap.
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@NikiWithIssues: If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me.
@desolateson: I slept under the Christmas tree once when I was 9 waiting for Santa. And once when I was 37 waiting for the room to stop spinning.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: "I want us to exercise together and eat more salads", I said, turning to the spouse-shaped cartoon hole in the wall.
@Vodkantots: I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year.