@richardosman: My answer to the question "where would you most like to work?" is the same as to the question "what's your favourite dog?" Chocolate lab.
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@philEfanaddict: The first thing they teach you in AA is to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back.
@internetluke: Man down! Send in back up! *wife comes rushing in the room* "What happened?!" *i dip another chip in the salsa to rescue the broken chip*
@SortaBad: [god designing humans] Angel: there was a mix-up at the factory. The intestines are way too long God: *stuffing em all in there* I got this
@meh_thinks: The phrase “A stone’s throw” has been discontinued. Please use “In Wifi range” from now on.