@Piecezilla: My apartment is so dirty that I actually lost my last girlfriend to the 5 second rule.
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@TheDairylandDon: If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I'm nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream.
@heatherlou_: My house is clean so please don't eat or drink or come by or let my child come home.