@IGotsSmarts: My apathy is at an all time whatever.
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@Browtweaten: Me: I'll be there in five minutes Pharmacist: It should be ready Me: *time travels ten years to the future, goes to store* Mutant Insect Pharmacist: It'll be another fifteen minutes Me: I KNEW IT
@iamburtjarvis: me [sneezes]: excuse me. guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man.