@delusions_of: My arm bone's connected to my hand bone. My hand bone's connected to a bacon cheeseburger.
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@pleatedjeans: When getting rid of old clothes you have 2 options: 1. Donate to Goodwill 2. Dress every raccoon within a 5-mile radius
@pixelatedboat: Is there something I can hang around my neck to show that I'm a big fan of crucifixions?
@thejodiest: Please don't directly insult people on Twitter. Use passive aggressive, indirect insults only, like a damn adult.