@delusions_of: My arm bone's connected to my hand bone. My hand bone's connected to a bacon cheeseburger.
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@hrtbps: Interviewer: So when did you decide you wanted to be a sumo wrestler? Me: When someone tried to get me onto the dancefloor at a wedding.
@interwebmemes: 2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say
@dafloydsta: [spelling bee] Your word is 'condescending' "Can you use it in a sentence?" Of course I can. Can YOU?