@Jake_Vig: My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been.
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@findmydolls: In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant.
@AngelaEhh: Why are people giving something up for lint? I'm sweeping that shit up every day if you want some more.
@matt_travelling: So is Walmart a verb now? As in, "I'm out of clean underwear, so I'm going to have to Walmart it today."