@DurtMcHurtt: My attention span is shorter than donuts are better with sprinkles.
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@ActuallyEmerson: Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid.
@Stellacopter: I bet if you walked up to any table at a restaurant and said "Good afternoon folks" they will let you take their order.
@trevso_electric: I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than "pull an all-nighter" with you.
@haleysfalling: [showing people around museum] and if u look to ur left you'll see a bunch of uppity people who get reaaal weird when you lick the paintings