@just1fool: My aunt called me a basket case so I swallowed all of her decorative, weaved pieces of art that hold things to show her.
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@aaronup: Psssst. Hey you, Yeah you...Facebook parent. Your kid looks the same as it did 8 minutes ago. When you posted the other 45 pics. We get it
@TheAlexP: Karate classes... Because breaking boards on your head is all cool and shit if a House ever starts attacking you.
@BookisherBunny: When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.