@just1fool: My aunt called me a basket case so I swallowed all of her decorative, weaved pieces of art that hold things to show her.
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@CulturedRuffian: I bet we'd have to say 'The steaks are pretty high' if a herd of cows ever got into a field of marijuana.
@PaperWash: before cameras, people would have to say "cheese" for two hours while they got their portrait painted
@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot