@WaluigiLover: My aunt is trying to convince me that I'm gonna have kids. I named my kittens lunchbox and cocaine Steve. No one is gonna let me have a kid.
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@HousewifeOfHell: I just read that pandas don't have many opportunities for sex, and then don't know how to do it. Finally found my spirit animal.
@TheSharona06: My Fitbit was delivered today. It's still sitting in the mailbox because I don't want to walk all the way out there.
@buhsbaby_baby: If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me.