@xLiserx: My autocorrect just changed "I'm off" to "I'm DTF" and changed a casual conversation with my boss into an H.R meeting.
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@ericsshadow: My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
@shariv67: I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away.
@HallpassCanada: Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you.