@notbedelia: My bank account has 7 figures but 6 of them are to the right of the decimal point.
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@AKcrazy18: I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his Lil mind
@iamjeffsloan: Still super weird to me that humans can make other smaller humans. I wish mozzarella sticks could make other smaller mozzarella sticks.
@tnylgn: The person that was in charge of naming Ohio must have thought of it when they realized someone was waving at the person behind them.