@SoundOfSaad: My bank account status is more scary than the Conjuring!
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@LadyBombs: I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped.
@SufficientCharm: Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit. Don't ask.
@farleftcoast: Text from husband: Where are you at? Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.