@mattZillaaaa: My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like "no, I went out last night"
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@flashember: [Ariel climbs Rapunzel's hair with a dinglehopper between her teeth] "There can only be one socially awkward Princess," she vows savagely.
@PetrickSara: My spirit animal is this kid at my son's football practice that just stands and cries every time he's told he has to run
@Shut_up_Marissa: Whenever I’m at home drinking alone with my dog, I tell people I’m drinking with my dawg, so it sounds like I’m drinking with my cool friend