@mattZillaaaa: My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like "no, I went out last night"
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@AddledPixie: "Unhand me you cad!" I shriek, before turning disappointedly to see that I've only caught my shirt in the silverware drawer.
@PetrickSara: My biggest fears are: -running out of chocolate -running out of coffee -running out of toilet paper -running
@ShanaRose21: After reading some marriage tweets I'm beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.