@shkeeber: My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless.
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@imence2: My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now.
@AGStr8upNinja: How to be a Canadian: 1) Love hockey 2) Use good manners 3) Drink Tim Hortons 4) Live in a igloo 5) Hunt moose with stick
@sixfootcandy: When I get dressed in the morning I ask myself one question...do I mind spilling food on this?