@shkeeber: My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless.
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@NoFlipFlops: Whoa. The house telephone thingy just rang. Couldn't remember what to do so I stopped, dropped and rolled.
@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.