@shkeeber: My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless.
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@markydoodoo: if you encounter a bear in the woods, make your self as big as possible. Talk about how much money you make and how hot your girlfriend is.
@Tmoney68: If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving TOO much. And several felonies in 3 different states. But mostly loving too much.
@ItsAndyRyan: What idiot called it 'telling the future through tea-leaves' and not 'brews foresight'?
@DrunkSocialite: My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene.