@GarreTheFerret: My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
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@WhatevaConc: If I see you wearing those toe shoes, I will call the police and give them your description every time a crime is reported on the news.
@jordan_stratton: Remember--the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality.
@drunkNnaughty: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends
@causticbob: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.