@mjkspeaks: My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions.
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@NicestHippo: In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water
@weinerdog4life: One time my dad caught me doing homework and made me eat an entire pack of calculators
@brianbowman73: Her: My baby is 28 months old. Me: Oh really? I'm 74 inches tall. Not so fun when YOU have to do the math, is it?