@GlennyRodge: My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.
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@torrami: Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :(
@EricMarten: It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East.
@VerifiedDrunk: A heart-shaped pizza just means less pizza and that's not a sacrifice I'm willing to make for love.