@Ahm76: My beef with you is that you're too chicken to pork me.
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@TheTalkingPipe: Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me.
@Izianikapani: I threw a boomerang yesterday and it didn't come back. How long do you reckon before it's safe to turn around?
@TheBigBatman: I mean I married my wife for her looks, but not the dirty ones she's been giving me lately.