@KKenuz: my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems
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@frankzulla: "How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess? "How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men?
@kumailn: Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time.
@timdonakowski: As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too.