@ObscureGent: My best dating advice is to wait after you have two kids and a house before you tell her you speak elvish.
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@neiltyson: Jan 21, 2015: The 1989 film “Back to the Future II” showed life on Oct 21, 2015. So we’ve got 9 Months to invent Flying Cars.
@hythemafia: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.....
@EndhooS: I'm sorry you're just not NASA material "Why?" Well, you wrote 'red' then crossed it out & put 'human' under blood type on your application.