Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@ObscureGent: My best dating advice is to wait after you have two kids and a house before you tell her you speak elvish.

My best dating advice is to wait after you have two kids and a house before you tell her you speak elvish.

COMMENTS