@ObscureGent: My best dating advice is to wait after you have two kids and a house before you tell her you speak elvish.
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@squirrel74wkgn: People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown.
@sixthformpoet: How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.