@lovemydogduck: My best friend just ask me to be her maid of honor. What did I ever do to her???
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@Sickayduh: BATMAN: I am the guardian of the night SPIDERMAN: With great power comes great responsibility CATWOMAN: Guys, help, I'm stuck in a tree