@msred1973: My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one.
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@kaytaa: Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo". I shouldn't laugh right?
@iwearaonesie: My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless. It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth
@david8hughes: I lost my job because my manager heard me slapping one of the customers. He wasn't even at work. He heard from home.