@msred1973: My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one.
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@EmoPhilips: 23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir.
@WilliamRodgers: Him: So whattayou wanna do? Her: I dunno Him: So...You wanna play video games? Her: No! Him: So...You wanna watch me play video games?
@gitson_shiggles: Me: "I love you so much. I bought you this beautiful rare green rose." GF: "That's a cabbage....." Me: "YOU ARE SOOOO UNGRATEFUL, DIANE."
@Jenny4ashley: Sure, I'd take a bullet for you, but how does robbing an ammunition store prove my love?