@msred1973: My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one.
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@djdarrellripley: Her: All day long I've had the strangest feeling that someone's ..... watching me. Me: Why, do you hear laughter?
@QwertyJones3: My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of "cumin".
@myonlymizztake: When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue.
@chris_isloi: Holy shit, remember rhymes with September. If no one thought about putting that in a song, I'm gonna be rich.