@Faceyspace: My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out.
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@timk927: Saying someone is doing something "like a boss" to me is an insult because my boss does things half assed & incorrectly then blames others
@farleftcoast: For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
@tchrquotes: And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted whenever we wanted in a clean house, and we had kids.
@aspaul: I like my sentences like I like my women: awkward but with good colon usage and regular periods.