@Faceyspace: My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out.
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@UncleDuke1969: "Wow, it's pouring out there." "Just let a smile be your umbrella!" "That's not how rain works, Karen."
@GaryJanetti: Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car.
@eff_yeah_steph: I just flashed a goofy smile at the guy coming out of the bathroom at the coffee place because thought it was my husband. Then, to make it less awkward I said, “sorry you’re not my husband”.
@DothTheDoth: Sure sex is cool, but have you ever pulled an old book off a bookcase, opened a secret door & were never seen again