@SomthinBoutSara: My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone
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@BberrySurprise: "I do not negotiate with terrorists!" said me, everyday, multiple times a day, to my children.
@Spaziotwat: Survivor 1: "Help! I can't swim! I'm drowning!" Survivor 2: "I have a buoy, friend."
@Tommytoughstuff: [Olympic Swimming] CANADIAN ANNOUNCER: I feel bad for the water look how hard they're kicking it.