@SomthinBoutSara: My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone
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@adamlucidi: Christmas is becoming like that creepy friend that shows up to the party too early. The party starts at 7:00, why are you here at 4:30!?!!
@ilovepie84: I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name.
@TheDarkSideCEO: Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome.