@birbigs: My biggest fear is getting a 200 page email that ends with "Thoughts?"
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@stanleybehrman: Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew.
@internetluke: [cops showing wife my body] "Why is he 50m from where he got shot?" "Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
@BlondAmbitionTO: Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road? Do they really think someone will take it? Do you think I should wash it first?