@KKAlThani: My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them.
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@causticbob: The Water Board sent me a notice saying that my bill was a year old, I obviously apologised for forgetting, and sent them a birthday card.
@leyawn: me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say "email" or "bee jail". what did the bee do
@NurseSeymour: You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe.
@Overdue_Bills: Hell yes we can still be friends if you don't drink, I'm not that shallow. You have a driver's license, right??