@KKAlThani: My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them.
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@nowme_datta: How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries.
@MUMSIEesq: Pro Tip: Do not let your kids push that red button in the elevator. The fire department will NOT think its adorable.
@iwearaonesie: i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast "they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"
@themorris23: Octopus 1-you up for tennis? Octopus 2- I cant my tennis elbows are actin up again Octo1-..we dont have elb Octo2- I DONT WANNA PLAY CARL