@KKAlThani: My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them.
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@hardlyrelevant: (in dog boss' office) "Smith, you're fired." Fine. I guess I'll just WALK out... (boss' tail starts wagging) "Wait Smith get back here"
@theshamingofjay: My son just said he doesn't like cheese and now I have to interview all the mailmen in my neighborhood
@Quartzjixler: "I didn't go to grad school to assemble agenda folios for the quarterly board meeting" I think as I drizzle Dawn into the CEO's coffee pot.
@JermHimselfish: I need to hire someone to follow me around and abruptly drag a needle across a record every time that I enter a room.