@JanineEB4: My biggest regret to date is probably never telling Kary C, Kerri B, Cari R and Kerry L from 4th grade that their names were spelled wrong..
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@StinkyGr33n: Also, those little Swiss Army knives are great when you need a tiny pair of scissors to open your Gummi Bears like some kind of crack head.
@MollySneed: [first date] I just love that you are a normal, cool girl. *subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair* -Yeah, totally.
@just1fool: The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Since Justin Bieber has the "Beliebers" and Lady Gaga has the "Little Monsters" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans "Thickeheads."