@faizziy: My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly.
@shawnspree: You know she loves you when you wakeup in a pool of ice in the motel room bathtub with only one kidney removed.
@professorxavi: *Cute girls approaches*
"You keep glancing over here, so I thought I'd come make the first move"
*Starts making car alarm sounds*
@Tharin_P: The irony of my developing severely crippling stomach cramps minutes after reading a cheesy old love story isn't lost on me.
@JessicaVarsity: Pants are for people with something to hide.
@panmidwest: JOSEPH: who did you name me after?
ME: you were named after my grandfather
GREGGNOG: what about me dad?