@faizziy: My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said "I don't do romance" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE
@Eightinchgoat: My neighbor seriously just asked me, "Does Canada have 4th of July?"
I said "No, they skip from the 3rd to the 5th, eh?
I need to move.
@Angrea: Some things you recycle, some you throw away. For example: Paper & plastic you recycle. Opportunities, love and your future you throw away.
@KKAlThani: Sharks are just dolphins who went to the military.
@JohnHilsen: Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle.