@faizziy: My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly.
@rolldiggity: Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
@WarrenHolstein: Police say Oscar Pistorius is a flight risk. How? Does he also have a pair of propeller feet?
@TheRohiniReddy: I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them.
@Stellacopter: I bet if you walked up to any table at a restaurant and said "Good afternoon folks" they will let you take their order.
me: Gimme one more
wife: I think you've had enough
m: Last one
m: *asks waitress for another kids menu so I can do the maze*