@faizziy: My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly.
@BuckyIsotope: *gives you the finger*gives you the spleen*gives you the bones*gives you all the other parts* Now build me a girlfriend like you promised.
@Shock_Monster: Her: I'm thinking of a number between 1 an-
@POTerritory: The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia
@WilliamAder: To my followers in Florida in the path of the hurricane: Remember to keep your phone charged. These tweets don't "like" themselves.
@IamEnidColeslaw: rroses are red,
violets are blue,
Valentine's Day was invented by big corporations so they could sell more anti-depressants