@faizziy: My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly.
@chrislockefun: Clark Kent: Only kryptonite can kill me.
Perry: What do you mean? Can't regular things kill you?
Clark: Oh shit. Which guy am I right now!?
@BuckyIsotope: The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry.
@YoungNobler: I'm still disappointed that Penguin and Random House merged to become Penguin Random House and not the more hilarious Random Penguin House.
@ramblinma: All these people training for marathons and I'm over here, on my couch, trying to lasso the remote with my phone charger.
@ShoutingGoddess: Anyone you can do, I can do better..