@faizziy: My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly.
@TheBrokenCrest: Me: *breathes* *gains weight*
@AnkCoupleTO: Picking a Xmas gift for your wife is hard, so I've decided to deplete our bank account, fake my own death & move to Thailand
She'll love it
@funnyordie: Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building.
@AverageCorners: 11: Did it rain last night?
11: But it's so wet!
Me: That's what she said.
@TheAlexNevil: The past is past.
What’s done is done.
Mistakes were made, but that’s all water under the bridge. So, let’s call it a day.